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Courtesy of Unpacking and Search Engines

While unpacking some miscellaneous desk items, I unearthed a post-it note on which I had scribbled some of the odder phrases that led people to my blog through search engines. Without further ado, I present the list.

IVF and pepper (huh?)

OB-GYN Christmas jingles (huh? two times!)

perfect me heart motives (sanctification for pirates!)

entrusted picture dictionary (how would you draw a picture of "entrusted"?)

want to be infertile (trust me, honey, you don't)

arrested development in the emotions of an embryo (I... don't even know what to say about that one)

Those of you who've been following along for a while will be glad to know that people are still stumbling upon my site when looking for:

chicken reproductive system pictures

And now, also:

artichoke reproduction system

I hope the chickens and artichokes are more successful at reproducing than I've proven to be!


Vacant Uterus said...

Sanctification of pirates!! Buwahahaha! I am seriously cracking up about that one. Avast, ye scurvy swabs! Jesus will cleanse your hearts, arrr!

The Durbin Family said...

Wow I am SOOOO behind reading your live in a house!!! CONGRATS!! That is so exciting. (I recently switched computers and it took me awhile to get all my friend's blog address into a favorites file...hence my absence from your blog.) It is just absolutely darling. Hope we can see it in person soon!!! We miss you guys!

Courtney said...

LOL!!! that is funny. artichoke reproduction system? I mean seriously who is googling that??

Alex and Jill said...

HAHAHA! These made me laugh out loud!

Amy said...

So deliciously random!

Katie said...

You are so funny- your last line and the pirate line. I've been checking in from time to time and I am excited to see what the Lord has planned for you, Andrea. I KNOW it is going to be such an awesome surprise and joy when He fulfills these desires for you!